Teacher: Maria, go to the map
and find north America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria
~~~
Teacher: John, why are you
doing your math multiplication on
the floor?
John: You told me to do it
without using the tables.
~~~
Teacher: Glen, how do you
spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.
